Has this happened to you? You just finished stuffing your face with sodium-filled Chinese food, when the waitress delivers your bill complete with a psychic-powered cookie. My husband opens his and it states, “People appreciate your fun loving personality.” My other friends open theirs and there oozing with goodness and riches!

If your blood wasn’t now moving at water driplet speed, it would boil as you belt, “This cookie is empty! Why, it’s no fortune at all. NOTHING!!. But what are the fortune cookie Gods trying to tell me !” Am I not worthy?!Unfortunately for your Ass, you’ve consumed a weekend’s worth of calories in thirty minutes. So you grunt, loosen your belt, and grab a toothpick on your way out the door.

With the power of mathematics, I’ve taken it upon myself to expose fortune cookie manufacturers’ evil plot to cheat us and do 1 out of 10 empty so as you ponder your future until your next highly salted msg meal!

According to this one............I have no fortune..........so its all in how you take it I guess..........ughhh how do you take it? Am I not worthy of one or is my life so freaking fantastic they cant find one to fit me! Yea.............

CEO BP Tony Hayward

Tony Hayward of BP had the nerve to comment that HE wanted His life back.....................so do the families of the 11 that died as do all the people that survived, all the people who have lost their lively hood, the Marsh Lands, the animals, the volunteers and the YEARS of damage this has caused. YOU want your life back...........seriously?!!

The people in the Region of the spill feel helpless. There is nothing they can do, so for the sake of them, I would avoid public statements such as this! The President Of The United States made a statement that if he were bp he would have already fired him! This man may need to step back and only read the speeches wrote for him!

Lets all pray someone can get this catastrophe under control and soon!

Teacher Fired For Pre-Marital Sex

Hummmmmmm...................................That may be a tuff one! I wonder how many teachers or even Presidents would have a career if that was the criteria?! Is this what the job market has come to? Do we judge our employees on merit or if they've had sex before?!

Now I could see if you were at a Nunnery where celibacy was a requirement. I think if we can just get some of the teachers to not have sex with the students that would be a plus! We just had a similar circumstance in our small town and to me THATS appalling!

I honestly could care less what their sex life was as long as its not a topic of conversation or done on a class-room table.....................just my opinion!

SOCK MONKEY

I love the..... commercial who has Gumbie, The Sock Monkey etc. The sock monkey costume really impresses me......guess it doesn't take much lol

We were going thru our grandmothers house a few weeks back and as we looked thru the boxes I became so excited! I actually ''YELLED'' Sock Monkey. It was too funny they didn't know if I was crazy or just converting back to my childhood!

It did bring back a flood of memories. Memories of innocence,of spending time with my grandmother crocheting,quilting,making sock monkeys even pet rocks.....now that's a whole other story on the pet rock thing .

But, the one that I hold dear was the original brown and white one! We would crochet ,quilt them and just sew them up from scrap! I miss those days and God do I miss her! She taught me so much of the 'simple'' life! You know just doing stuff at home, being creative, using what you had on hand and this took creativity etc.

She also was a well known Artist. Her work is all over- from E TX to Holly Wood And beyond! I just feel the need to say ,''THANK YOU GRANDMOTHER AND I WISHED ID LISTENED BETTER..........YOU ARE ONE OF MY HERO'S AND ANGELS, LOVE YOU!

~TOO FUNNY~

I just noticed my posts on this site are extremely random. I go from Tanning to -Sex And The City -to Church! I guess that just goes to show I'm very versatile huh!

I really have no confessions etc today just thought it was funny and figured I should acknowledge that or people may think I'm ''imbalanced'' or a little ''out-there''!

Actually I hate to tell you I'm neither. I just roll with the punches and say whats on my mind or what ''bugs'' or me makes me happy/sad/glad on any given day!

That's it folks........................


Have an awsum Memorial Day Weekend! Be safe - Be Happy and DON'T Drink and Drive!!

Sunday

As we attended church Sunday it was bitter sweet! We had an awsum service congratulating the High School Seniors, their accomplishments and keeping God in their life.

The bitter sweet part is our Pastor is moving to another Church. They need him and he will do great things there Im sure, but he will be greatly missed.

I pray we get someone who will continue to lift up our Church Family and Community.

~SEX AND THE CITY~

I am a SEX AND THE CITY FAN!!!! I love-love-love it!! My friends laugh because I have all of us as the characters.....noone wants to admit to being Samantha lmao. I think we all have alittle of her in us.

I have already set up a date with the girls of drinks (cosmos of course) and a movie!
After we watch it Ill be back on with rave reviews Im sure! Im sooooo excited....I love me some Aiden and Mr Big (=

Everyone go watch it too and come back and tell me your review and best or worst parts! Im sure youll love it......