Has this happened to you? You just finished stuffing your face with sodium-filled Chinese food, when the waitress delivers your bill complete with a psychic-powered cookie. My husband opens his and it states, “People appreciate your fun loving personality.” My other friends open theirs and there oozing with goodness and riches!
If your blood wasn’t now moving at water driplet speed, it would boil as you belt, “This cookie is empty! Why, it’s no fortune at all. NOTHING!!. But what are the fortune cookie Gods trying to tell me !” Am I not worthy?!Unfortunately for your Ass, you’ve consumed a weekend’s worth of calories in thirty minutes. So you grunt, loosen your belt, and grab a toothpick on your way out the door.
With the power of mathematics, I’ve taken it upon myself to expose fortune cookie manufacturers’ evil plot to cheat us and do 1 out of 10 empty so as you ponder your future until your next highly salted msg meal!
According to this one............I have no fortune..........so its all in how you take it I guess..........ughhh how do you take it? Am I not worthy of one or is my life so freaking fantastic they cant find one to fit me! Yea.............
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An enjoyable humor story. I'm sure it's the latter choice. :) Thank you for visiting my blog and I appreciate your comments. Your blog is very impressive and well put together.
ReplyDeleteThank you for visiting and commenting on mine Manzanita!I like yours as well! Ive been slacking the last mth, guess its the summer ruckus! I never know what people will think and just hope they find humor or it can provoke a thought from the reader!
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