Has this happened to you? You just finished stuffing your face with sodium-filled Chinese food, when the waitress delivers your bill complete with a psychic-powered cookie. My husband opens his and it states, “People appreciate your fun loving personality.” My other friends open theirs and there oozing with goodness and riches!

If your blood wasn’t now moving at water driplet speed, it would boil as you belt, “This cookie is empty! Why, it’s no fortune at all. NOTHING!!. But what are the fortune cookie Gods trying to tell me !” Am I not worthy?!Unfortunately for your Ass, you’ve consumed a weekend’s worth of calories in thirty minutes. So you grunt, loosen your belt, and grab a toothpick on your way out the door.

With the power of mathematics, I’ve taken it upon myself to expose fortune cookie manufacturers’ evil plot to cheat us and do 1 out of 10 empty so as you ponder your future until your next highly salted msg meal!

According to this one............I have no fortune..........so its all in how you take it I guess..........ughhh how do you take it? Am I not worthy of one or is my life so freaking fantastic they cant find one to fit me! Yea.............

CEO BP Tony Hayward

Tony Hayward of BP had the nerve to comment that HE wanted His life back.....................so do the families of the 11 that died as do all the people that survived, all the people who have lost their lively hood, the Marsh Lands, the animals, the volunteers and the YEARS of damage this has caused. YOU want your life back...........seriously?!!

The people in the Region of the spill feel helpless. There is nothing they can do, so for the sake of them, I would avoid public statements such as this! The President Of The United States made a statement that if he were bp he would have already fired him! This man may need to step back and only read the speeches wrote for him!

Lets all pray someone can get this catastrophe under control and soon!

Teacher Fired For Pre-Marital Sex

Hummmmmmm...................................That may be a tuff one! I wonder how many teachers or even Presidents would have a career if that was the criteria?! Is this what the job market has come to? Do we judge our employees on merit or if they've had sex before?!

Now I could see if you were at a Nunnery where celibacy was a requirement. I think if we can just get some of the teachers to not have sex with the students that would be a plus! We just had a similar circumstance in our small town and to me THATS appalling!

I honestly could care less what their sex life was as long as its not a topic of conversation or done on a class-room table.....................just my opinion!